Once upon a time, there was a boy who enjoyed life, completely untainted by the evils of the internet. Then one day, he happened upon TUMBLR!

These are his stories.

 

companioncube0:

Dear millionaires, if you don’t have a bookshelf that spins into another room just give me your money because you spending it wrong

companioncube0:

Dear millionaires, if you don’t have a bookshelf that spins into another room just give me your money because you spending it wrong

What is this called and why have I never had one

What is this called and why have I never had one

(Source: iwastesomuchtime.com)