Subject: Peter Quill

Associates: Yondu Udonta

Criminal Record: 1 count of fraud; 2 counts assault/drunkenness; 1 count sex crime due to "illegal manipulation of Gramosian duchess."

 

mostlygreenday:

your tumblr is one of those things that you want everyone to see but at the same time you never want to show it to anyone

"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."

mysharona1987:

"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

babypooprat asked
I got my boyfriend into Parks but he hates Andy. This is a problem.

slimydad:

lucky for you i made a step my step process on how to deal with a situation like this

  1. leave him