Subject: Peter Quill

Associates: Yondu Udonta

Criminal Record: 1 count of fraud; 2 counts assault/drunkenness; 1 count sex crime due to "illegal manipulation of Gramosian duchess."

 

Has anyone ever made beer… or meth? This is practical!

ODE professor on a mixing problem example (via mathprofessorquotes)

abeautyinyourresistance:

all i want is an apartment in a city and a decent job, a dog, wifi and a tv, and someone to have sex with

Stop shopping at Urban Outfitters.

overtheunderpass:

honeybeeprofessor:

DOnt shop at urban outfitters 

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they literally sold a blood-stained-looking sweatshirt with the name of a college that there was a school shooting at 

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they sold prescription-drug related accessories trying to make it cute

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they sold a board game entitled “gettopoly” i should not have to explain why this is bad

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they sold a super cissexist card with the T slur on it 

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they literally sold this shirt

PLEASE STOP SHOPPING AT URBAN OUTFITTERS

WOW, Ew

ofangelsandpieinthetardis:

micthemicrophone:

poeticallybrown:

owl-vortex:

10 things our kids will never understand…

limewire lmao I forgot that was a thing woww. my memory

Fucking Limewire.

i remember a few of these things. this is kinda scary

nothing will ruin your 20s more than thinking you should have your life together already.

I need to write this on every wall of my room. (via thisyearsgirls)

(Source: cokeinaglassbottle)