Subject: Peter Quill

Associates: Yondu Udonta

Criminal Record: 1 count of fraud; 2 counts assault/drunkenness; 1 count sex crime due to "illegal manipulation of Gramosian duchess."



your tumblr is one of those things that you want everyone to see but at the same time you never want to show it to anyone

"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."


"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

babypooprat asked
I got my boyfriend into Parks but he hates Andy. This is a problem.


lucky for you i made a step my step process on how to deal with a situation like this

  1. leave him